Supposedly, PukeBomb's own Doktor Schmuck's DNA was scraped countless years ago for a 23andMe test as he was really concerned about his heritage, but UPS stated it was lost in the mail. I guess now we know whose dastardly hands it landed in...
Thank you Kolumbo for a true to source spiritual successor, developed expertly in a short time frame. But, most importantly, thank you for featuring a slight variation on our favorite malpracticioner, Dr. Schmuck. Maybe we can submit this to our legal team and see if we can get some compensation for genetic slander.